Your file has just landed on my desk!

I have been away on Delta Quadrant....................

I have not encountered you before:  perhaps making babies has taken you into a new orbit...........

what shall i do?    It is not an easy task I have ,  but be ready to beam aboard for a special mission- a Dangerous Mission..........to go the outpost known Napishit, where things are beginning to go from a fluid situation to rock hard level,-   lets just say   there is a smell in the solar wind coming from Napishit, Admiral (in training),  and it may be appropriate if we sent you to hunt (forgive the pun) down whoever or whatever is causing this abumination..............

Star Fleet expects............the Federation insists............engage Mr. Hunt.....